howdy

epicurean-existence:

graynard:

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

jinlian:

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

goth-gay:

venka:

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

beerecordings:

gaydestiny:

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

me logging on and seeing this first: haha what

me thirty seconds later:

ladydisofdurin:

the chaos we’ve created here tonight has been immaculate I forgot that tumblr used to be like this 24/7

I don’t wanna message someone at this hour cause they’ll think I’m horny but I’m absolutely horny and I just want non sexual attention because of it is that too much to ask

anyway I’m back to shouting in to the void on here cause I’m chill with the like ~3 people I know irl hearing my honest monologue

I’ve been watching teen mom Y&P all day and quite frankly I do not know why any of these girls slept with these guys. These boys have no redeeming qualities even by 16yr old standards.

ALSO WHY DO THEY ALL TURN DOWN BIRTH CONTROL OR THEY JUST STOP TAKING IT WHY WHY WHY